Scanner Monkey

What is Scanner Monkey?

1. A Californian grocery store Union sheep.

2. An ediot that would rather loose months of pay than having to pay less than the average population for health care.

3. MONETARILY DISTRAUGHT

1.Move away from the entrance and shove that picket up your shittick you scanner monkey.

2. "ONE DAY LONGER = ONE DAY STRONGER!!!" Keep saying that scanner monkeys.

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