Scanner Monkey

What is Scanner Monkey?

1. A Californian grocery store Union sheep.

2. An ediot that would rather loose months of pay than having to pay less than the average population for health care.

3. MONETARILY DISTRAUGHT

1.Move away from the entrance and shove that picket up your shittick you scanner monkey.

2. "ONE DAY LONGER = ONE DAY STRONGER!!!" Keep saying that scanner monkeys.

Gofry

1. A very weird, abnormal, not so cool but thinks he's cool, wears the same clothes every day, likes to play with rubberbands in class..

Evening Tug

1. One last jerk off session before one goes to bed. Before I to to bed I enjoy my evening tug. See jerking off, morning wood, skin flute..

Broken Glass Worthy

1. When a guy/girl is SO fine that you'd drag yourself naked, backwards over broken glass just to get a piece. DAMN! Look at that! S..

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