What is Scared Turtle?
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When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.
Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.
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When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.
I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.
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1.The universal comeback*.
2.The comeback to end all comebacks*.
3.The most overly used comeback ever.
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To make a complete ass of one's self, or to react in a way that is viewed as extreme or irrational.
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King size rolling papers!
"Lets stick 10 John Kingingtons together and roll up some weed"
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