What is Scared Turtle?
1.
When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.
Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.
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2.
When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.
I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.
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A friend to have a casual relationship with only for the purpose of filling a temporary relationship void.
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instead of saying something is good, or swell
" I smoked some crazy pot, that shit is crack !"
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