Scared Turtle

What is Scared Turtle?

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

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When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

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