Scared Turtle

What is Scared Turtle?

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

See turtle, dick, backup, pussy, snug, plugger, cock, muff, cold, shiver

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

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Yo Papa

1. Term used to downgradingly define the person that owns or pwns you. Don't even try to start shit with me dawg, I'm yo papa. ..

Zebbz

1. Word to define the ultimate being. That dude couldn't defeat me because I was being Zebbz. Antox is worse than Zebbz. See zebbz,..

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