What is Scared Turtle?
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When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.
Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.
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When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.
I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.
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1. Thouroughly, vigorously, and violently.
2. From one end of the earth to the other.
Forest Gump ran from hell to breakfast.
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A bullet tip that explodes on impact.
(Rednecks Talking About Ballistic Tip Arrows)
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pertaining to literary narrations that exhibit vomitous superfluity
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