Scared Turtle

What is Scared Turtle?

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

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When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

Badonka-chan

1. An Asian girl who, while petite, sports a very nicely-sized butt. Damn dawg, Junko is one sweet badonka-chan! A booty like that is hard..

Johnny Foreigner

1. A chap who isn't from English i.e. foreigner but to make him sound more un-English add Johnny Johnny Foreigner: Purpose of visit ..

Shommit

1. To shit and vommit simontaniously, usually resulting from extensive alcohol consumtion. "My stomache is going crazy, I think I&apo..

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