Scared Turtle

What is Scared Turtle?

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

See turtle, dick, backup, pussy, snug, plugger, cock, muff, cold, shiver

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

Flint Mice

1. the itchy pesticite that one has after he's saddled up and rode the wrong hoe. hey kevin, how was jasmine last night? aww man she..

Jukenasty

1. In the computer game Defense of the Ancients (Dota), a warcraft III custom map, jukenasty is a word used after someone dodges an opponen..

Tip The Tinter

1. "dirty deeds" in a car with really tinted windows! hey hon... you wanna Tip the Tinter? See sex, tint, tip, the, windows..

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