Scared Turtle

What is Scared Turtle?

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

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When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

Running The Red Light

1. having sex with a woman during her period. come on now baby, you know i dont got no problem "running the red light" See nate..

Vogueing

1. the motion that you're head makes as you avoid the kiss someone is trying to give you after they have given oral sex, often a side ..

Bitchkicks

1. adjective. used to describe a wild and out of control person whose actions are annoying and/or disturbing. I asked the waitress for an..

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