Scared Turtle

What is Scared Turtle?

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

See turtle, dick, backup, pussy, snug, plugger, cock, muff, cold, shiver

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

Neilyo'd

1. 1.To execute an act or plan in the best possible way. Derived from the World of Warcraft player Neilyo, one of the worlds best players ..

Hayeet

1. 1.It is a sacrcastic way of "laughing" or referring to something funny. 2.A way of saying oh, or okay (in a sarcastic manner)..

Zotted

1. Something that is zotted is broken, dead or screwed over. This term is usually applied to computer parts. 1: I ran memtest86, and sure ..

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