Scared Turtle

What is Scared Turtle?

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

See turtle, dick, backup, pussy, snug, plugger, cock, muff, cold, shiver

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

Zmanning

1. -To derail a thread in a very idiotic fashion reminiscent of the totsean Zman. -To make a completely idiotic comment that is inarguable..

Yumyumyum

1. a sensational taste in ones mouth beth: that yumyum is yumyumyum! See yum, delicious, sexy, beth, icecream..

Nhacks

1. A forum which doesn't live up to it's potential anymore and is filled with morons all except for a few considerate people like..

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