Scared Turtle

What is Scared Turtle?

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

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When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

Quickspurt

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Oofney

1. A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a ..

Dust Trip

1. The influence of PCP, also known as Angel dust Did you hear about that guy that took a dust trip and cut his face off with a broken mir..

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