Scared Turtle

What is Scared Turtle?

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

See turtle, dick, backup, pussy, snug, plugger, cock, muff, cold, shiver

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

Mabas

1. A word used to describe the male genital. Another word for testicles. Usually used when referring to some one that does something ballsy..

L-cars

1. In the world of Star Trek, L-CARS is an acronym for "Library Computer Access and Retrieval System." Data: "Captain, a f..

Earnhardt Style

1. To drive head first into a wall. Wow he just went Earnhardt style into that building! See CK..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Scared Turtle Edit Meaning