Scared Turtle

What is Scared Turtle?

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

See turtle, dick, backup, pussy, snug, plugger, cock, muff, cold, shiver

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

Dipped N Laced

1. fresh, clean, or dressed really nice. Even throwed in da game The man is dipped n laced in them clothes. See fresh, clean, hot, class..

Feces Pizza

1. Affectionate nickname for CiCi's Pizza Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Taco Smell, Jackof..

Chert

1. 1. A proclamation of a lovely and individualistic event. 2. Utterance displaying moment of joy and exultation at the quality of a momen..

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