Scared Turtle

What is Scared Turtle?

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

See turtle, dick, backup, pussy, snug, plugger, cock, muff, cold, shiver

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

P/x

1. Part Exchange usually used when refering to cars Do you want a new car? Yeah i might p/x See p/x, part, exchange, car, sale, trade..

Russell Peters

1. The funniest indian comedian ever. I saw his taping and nearly cried for a good 45 minutes because it was so funny. You have to see this..

Ros

1. True Beauty "Look at that flower, that's Ros, if ever i saw it" See Mary 2. short for "right on schedule" ..

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