Scared Turtle

What is Scared Turtle?

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

See turtle, dick, backup, pussy, snug, plugger, cock, muff, cold, shiver

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

W A D

1. abreviation for "weapon of ass destruction" Damn, lookit dat ass. I'd like to whip out my W A D and blow a wad on her fa..

|33+

1. The most elite way to spell "l33t". |33t. Used sometimes by illiterates on forums to annoy literate people. lYke 0//g!11! 1 ..

Blunt Piece

1. a blunt cut into four pieces so it can be smoked using a bong Hey, once you finish rolling that blunt, lets cut it into some blunt piec..

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