Scared Turtle

What is Scared Turtle?

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

See turtle, dick, backup, pussy, snug, plugger, cock, muff, cold, shiver

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

Jarted

1. the often fatal act of being struck by a flying, recreational lawn toy Holy Sheeit, did you just see that kid get jarted?! See penetra..

Mandled

1. Short for manhandled. Dude, the president of NAMBLA stopped by my house late last night and mandled my little brothers. See Tween..

Queezbo

1. The act of two swedish midgets, one male, one female, one holding the other upside down in the toilet containing a fatty turd (chokked f..

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