Scared Turtle

What is Scared Turtle?

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

See turtle, dick, backup, pussy, snug, plugger, cock, muff, cold, shiver

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

Sack Slapper

1. Homosexual, usually used as an insult you fucking sack slapper 2. Poop that is so big, when it is on its way down it slaps your sack...

Yompton

1. What rich white kids from Canfield and Poland call Youngstown in an attempt to look gangsta. Rich Canfield Douche: I'm from Yompto..

Sha-noning

1. The act of repeatedly kicking yourself in the head for letting a witty, charismatic, caring Irish girl walk out of your life, particular..

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