Scared Turtle

What is Scared Turtle?

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

See turtle, dick, backup, pussy, snug, plugger, cock, muff, cold, shiver

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

Va Ju Ju

1. another term for pussy, punani, cunt "dont stick that in my va ju ju" "did he really think all that large throbing peni..

Y Chromosone

1. spelling of y chromosome by an illiteratemoron she flunked her biologymid-term and even spelled y chromosome wrong. That Twat is such ..

Zapple

1. Literally, "zapped nipple". Walk across a carpet on a dry day, then touch a companion - male or female - through their clothin..

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