Scared Turtle

What is Scared Turtle?

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

See turtle, dick, backup, pussy, snug, plugger, cock, muff, cold, shiver

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

Booty-assed

1. half-assed, facadical, not non-inauthentic she suggested that we go booty-assed camping. See booty, oh dip, oh snap, assed..

Cat Box

1. A large protruding light-bulb that comes from a pop up book hat has a chrome dome attached to its lower vicinities. The Mum was a Mum w..

Zdw

1. Short for "zeg dat wel", a Dutch expression for "you can say that again". A: Shit, that was pretty dumb of me. B: ..

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