What is Scared Turtle?
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When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.
Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.
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When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.
I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.
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1. 100 calories less than the regular stuff
2. Gets you way more wired
3. Sex in a can
Like, I was so totally wired from drinking som..
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An expression used mostly by fans of British rock band The Whoas a reference to an astounding, mind-boggling, wonderful event. The term ..
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One who sucks many a dick, much like a vacuum sucks up dirt. Most of the time it is a woman.
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Bill : I heard that broads a re..
