What is Scared Turtle?
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When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.
Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.
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When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.
I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.
Random Words:
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I hug from a girl wearing no underwear. Usually a slutty girl and your friend.
She gave me a smoogle dee boogle dee dude!
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used when you just got owned/pwned and it's hard to accept : you try to be leet/1337 in your defeat and exclaim the "omgwtfpwn..
