What is Scared Turtle?
1.
When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.
Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.
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2.
When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.
I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.
Random Words:
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The state of mind when have eaten too much candy.
a candy hype may cause to become
1) hyper
2) shakey
3) do random things you wou..
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Usually reserved for bathroom mishaps. A huge mistake made related to toilet humor.
"Dude I'm so sorry for the huge tooterdon..
