Scared Turtle

What is Scared Turtle?

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

See turtle, dick, backup, pussy, snug, plugger, cock, muff, cold, shiver

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

Kunsucky

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Twg

1. Abbreviation used to address a person instead of using their real (or assumeed) name. see Token White Guy Hey there TWG. See Brad..

Yeah Mon

1. a phrase commonly used in Jamaica 1)said in confirmation of understanding statement 2)approval of action 1st person: I had some trouble..

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