Scared Turtle

What is Scared Turtle?

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

See turtle, dick, backup, pussy, snug, plugger, cock, muff, cold, shiver

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

Risnatchulous

1. Feminine emphatic of ridiculous, i.e. riDICKulous>riCOCKulous, thus riSNATCHulous. Joanie had plans to plant eggplant in October. I ..

Fucmastic

1. It is a conglomerate of three works, fucking-amazing-fantastic. Your cooking is fucmastic! See fuking, fuck, funtastic..

Verbal Masterbation

1. v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly. I ..

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