What is Scared Turtle?
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When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.
Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.
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When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.
I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.
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(adj.) Something that is reliant on, directly linked with, or has developed from, the internet.
" o rlyis one of those internesque..
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About a month after you have sex with a girl, when she calls you to tell you she got her period. You scream and jump for joy, feeling vi..
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To ejaculate on a girl who is sleeping.
Eric night sprayed that hoe last night! Girl didn't know what was comin'. NO shit,..
