What is Scared Turtle?
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When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.
Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.
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When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.
I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.
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Huge mamory glands, otherwise known as large breasts.
She got some big old Oprah Titties!!
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When you wait until a movie comes out on dvd and rental to see it.Done when you know you either cant get to the movies or are just broke..