What is Scarf?
1.
To pig out or 'down' food really fast and hastily.
I scarfed down the burger.
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2.
A nice fuzzy garment wrapped around the neck to keep you warm in the winter.
My grandma knitted me this ugly ass scarf for christmas. God damn.
3.
A fuzzy garment worn by emo kids, usually to soak up their tears. Even worn in the hottest of weather. Sometimes plaid, or flannel. A substitute for tissue, because a scarf is handy, and always around your neck.
Jim locked himself in his room, crying into his scarf, because his girlfriend no longer loved him. Dashboard played in the background.
4.
To eat quickly and with complete disregard of grace and social etiquette.
Word Origin: In the Shakespearian era, the first ever eating contest took place. What led to the eating contest is unknown; however, it has been noted that William Shakespeare attended and remarked "In sooth, I hope these wily contestants do not ingest their cravats."
Also derived from this incident was the word craving.
Johnny: Scarf those crepes down Jesus!
Jesus: I've been craving crepes continuously for centuries since my conception.
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5.
A kind of
" Did you see the scarf hangin' off of Chris last night? She had one hand on his shoulder and the other in his pocket."
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6.
(noun)a person who's always asking to get something of yours for free,usually weed,cigarettes,booze,or food. (verb)to engage in the behavior of a scarf. derived from the term Apple scruff;a derogatory name given to hangers-on of the Beatles after they formed their own record label,Apple Records.coined by my friends and I in middle school in the Seventies.
Man,that Dillon is such a scarf,he should get a part time job,just like the rest of us stoners.
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7.
A specific type of beard stretching from ear to ear grown by men whose facial hair only grows below the jawline, creating a natural scarf.
If you want to go to the bar with us tonight, you need to shave the scarf.
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