What is Scarlet Crimpernel?
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The mysterious and undetected figure responsible for fouling public toilets (including those in the work place) in a most heinous manner. To
Jenkins: By jings Frobisher! Some poor fellow has made a deeply unsuccessful attempt at dropping night soil in this Privy.
Frobisher: Jenkins you bloody fool! Can't you see? This is obviously the work of the Scarlet Crimpernel. Call the Gendarmes!
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