Scarple

What is Scarple?

to wank imaginarily. something to do when you are bored or see a hottie

1. Jimmy was bored he sat around and scarpled.

2. The hot girl walked by so we all scarpled.

Mid-loaf Crisis

1. Anything that spoils the enjoyment of a good shit. eg. the doorbell or telephone ringing, a realization that there's no toilet pape..

Kleft

1. There's only one Kleft, and he is almighty Look at the Kleft, he is such a manly specimen...

Quiznify

1. (Adverb) A state of utter confusion. Perplexed. i.e. quiznification, quiznified I went to a party with Sally, and she told me she li..

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