Scarponi

What is Scarponi?

A NJ State Licensed Practitioner of Mortuary Science, that can't conduct a funerl "RIGHT" if his life depended on it.

Glen can't talk to a family w/o saying I am a Licensed Practitioner of Mortuatry Science.

Quick Crap

1. Taking a crap in a quick manner to fool others into thinking you only peed. I had to take a quick crap last night after I brought my da..

Quarterpounder

1. An extremely inexpensive prostitue. Oh my god! That Melissa chick down the street sucked the cum right outta me last night for just $5..

Yodel In The Gully

1. giving oral sex to a woman Arthur likes to yodel in the gully with Nancy on Fridays. See pleasure, eat out, ate..

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