Scarponi

What is Scarponi?


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A NJ State Licensed Practitioner of Mortuary Science, that can't conduct a funerl "RIGHT" if his life depended on it.

Glen can't talk to a family w/o saying I am a Licensed Practitioner of Mortuatry Science.


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