Scarponi

What is Scarponi?

A NJ State Licensed Practitioner of Mortuary Science, that can't conduct a funerl "RIGHT" if his life depended on it.

Glen can't talk to a family w/o saying I am a Licensed Practitioner of Mortuatry Science.

Krzablm

1. A fork made of ant bones. It is only made in Lapland. I bought these krzablms for you, so you could eat walrus easier...

Statistits

1. Checking if your vital statistics measure up. I'm overall satisfied with my statistits. See checking, vital, statistics, measure ..

East Coast Shipping

1. After a sale is made, buyer is responsible for physically obtaining the product(s) from seller that in no way inconveniences the buyer. ..

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