Scarponi

What is Scarponi?

A NJ State Licensed Practitioner of Mortuary Science, that can't conduct a funerl "RIGHT" if his life depended on it.

Glen can't talk to a family w/o saying I am a Licensed Practitioner of Mortuatry Science.

Gocktail

1. A cocktail made with goon. Usually white goon, apple juice and lemonade. White goon and redbull concentrate for special occasions. I ha..

Urban Haystack

1. another name for a thrift store. it refers to way back when someone would search for a needle in a haystack, only this time it's no..

Okie Blow

1. Pressing down with your finger on to one side of your nose and blowing out snot out threw the other side... Used when you need to bow yo..

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