Scarsdale Surprise

What is Scarsdale Surprise?

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To perform the scarsdale surprise, one must do the following:

1. Pick up a girl/guy at a bar and go back to your place for sex.

2. Make sure they fall asleep naked.

3. Wait until they are asleep. Then pick them up out of the bed and lay them outside your door naked whilst adamantly refusing to let them back in or to give them their clothes back.

Perverted Cabbie: Nice rack, sweetass!

Arielle: Fuck you shitface. Some guy just gave me a scarsdale surprise.

See whore, sex, dutch oven, houdini, costanza
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