Scary Movied

What is Scary Movied?


1.

As a verb, to blow a ginormus load of cum. Named after the movie in which such an ejaculation was first portrayed. To completely and utterly bust your nuts.

Last night Liz gave me head for the first time. I scary movied all over her face and the floor.

My gf and I the first time we had sex-

gf: oh yeah, you like that baby

me: Yeah. Omg don't stop, don't- uh. oooh OOOOOOOOOOOOOH CraAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

*eyes roll back into head and cumz so hard that he loses 30 pounds and blast her through the roof into space.

Astronaut: Commander did you just seethat?!


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