What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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someone who shouts their partners name during intercourse simular to back seat driver, moaner, screamer
Mary: 'JOHN JOHN JOHN
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the one day of the whole year that blacks will be free.
i cant believe its already black freeday! i just hope they dont kill us!
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