What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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Sexual intercourse between a man and a woman
Any big plans for tonight?
I'm going home to cut some meat.
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A phrase used to tell someone to back up off you, especially when they are unnecessarily in your grill, or all up in your Kool-Aid.
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