Scary Simon

What is Scary Simon?


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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women

I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table

See scary, simon, badger, slow talker


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