What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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a guy who has sex with hayley feltham
constantly
hayley: "hey jarrod wanna have sex, im a pharmacy assistant and can get free con..
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A wheel on an older chair that won't stop falling off, resulting in the chair constantly tipping over and causing mayham.
Stupid W..
