What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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Throwing Shade, is to throw "attitude."
I was all up in the club "Throwing Shade" last night.
I saw the bitch in..
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Horny as hell and no where to put it
My balls feel like the ears of an elephant and me dic needs a hantis
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