What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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Fear of the number 13.
Tristadecaphobia had no effect on Ms. LaFave on the 13th: She won a very nice $6,000 jackpot from the Triple Pla..
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that's the bunk weed ya mexicans been grown
like sayin its shit
yo I don't want to buy ya keef reef
yo I don't want y..