What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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Random Words:
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A deformed duck, usually due to radiation.
*points a little kid* Your a fuckleduckle! *child crys pathetically and flings themself off ..
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A term to describe sexual intercourse at its clumsiest level.
"watchout, i bet sid's gona take her up the carillon"
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