What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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crack cocaine.
On every corner in the city, jungle bunnies were smokin coon's gold and chucking spears...
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When someones breath smells EXACTLY like there ass. Usually someone who rarely brushes teeth and or has terrible hygiene.
Sam-- Damn du..
