What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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one who fucks many a cunt
"so what do you do for a living?"
"i'm a cuntfucker"
"right... and what speci..
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lysfmiwdfu = love you so fucking much i would die for you
bob: i love you
sarah: i love you more
bob: no way
sarah: ilysfmiwdfu
bo..
