What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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1. Upon your first encounter with a person formerly unknown the instance where you are BFFL. Instafast like the drive thru at Starbucks..
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exclamation, such as, "Holy crap!" used in times of suprise, shock, confusion, or awe.
"Holy skeet! Whats going on here!..
