What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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When one has a moustache that is so thin and ugly it looks as if he just drank orange fanta and didn't wipe above his lip.
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An expression stating one's need to defacate;to take a dump.
"Hey man, I gotta take a d!"
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A disease that manifests itself with the same symptoms as the common cold but is really a virus spread by contact with snakes and lizard..
