What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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Random Words:
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an acronym for Who The Fuck Gives A Shit Cause I Don't Give A Shit.
Him: Damn! did that bitch just fall down the steps?
Me: Man! ..