What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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No one is quite sure...but it probably involves a lot of peanut butter and jelly, and some alcohol on the side.
AOW AOW!
"The nei..
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Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud While I Shit My Pants
dude1: Hey Dude i have my fist in a cow's ass.
dude2: ROFLOLWISMP!!!!!
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