What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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The layer of tissue that proctects your nuts frum getting hit.
Hey man I got hit in the balls today, but luckily my tunica vaginalis pr..
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1960s/70 sportscaster; disliked wholeheartedly by most Americans.
Howard Cosell was loud, obnoxious, and opinionated; thus, he was a su..
