What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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A word created by silly drunk girls. While really a spin off of vehicular manslaughter, the assumed definition (by the silly drunk girls..
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noun: A person of great power or influence; person of greatness.
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Exclamation of extreme aggravation.
Jesus h christ on a popsicle stick--why won't this damn engine turn over!!!..