What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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When one sleeps with a girl whom his friend has already slept with.
Must be a known friend or acquaintance, can not be a stranger to be..
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-a phrase, commonly used by people who are followed by creepers, in an attempt to divert them away.
Mike: Hey ladies.
Woman: Don&apo..
