What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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A tool to fix up a gnarly grille. Un-fucking up that which is truly fucked. That which fixes a saggy ass drunken, sallow face.
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A party or gathering in which guests are allowed to invite themselves over to someone's house or car in order to smoke weed, usuall..
