What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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To always have cock on one's mind.
To be preoccupied with cock.
I tried to talk politics with Cindy, but all she wanted to do was..
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When your havin sex with a girls vagina, she pees on ur dick, and then gives u a blowjob
I was fuckin' sherly last wednesday and s..
