What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.
Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..
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Peter Griffin as a male cop stripper
I'm Officer Nasty -Peter Griffin
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