What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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An infectious disease that starts with the purchase of your very first boat
Jimmy just bought a 17 foot boat. Now Jimmy is thinking tha..
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A man who is ruled by a woman, who pretends to love him, only so she can get him to do whatever she wants.
- See also (fool)
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This refers to an opinion or statement that contains an abnormally large amount of ignorance. It does not necessarily have to be about t..
