What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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Random Words:
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n00bs that try to be creative with the word "zomg" or OMG.
"i just got a new pc"
"is it good"?
"n..