What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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Random Words:
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a. name for penis
b. stupid person
a. If you want to kill kruats you have to clean your fox-hole norman atleast six times a day.
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A term used to decribe a large eruption of gas from the anus - the next step on the scale of farts from the windy pop.
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to be sucking; to be really bad at something
you're so assynomeho
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