What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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Like an Iron Butterfly, but add manual stimulation to her butt.
While giving her an iron butterfly, I decided to use a free finger to g..
