What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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when your drinking and you have to go to the bathroom, you do not want to "break the seal"
but you have to.
Jim: Hey did y..
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fuckin a fat ugly ass hoe
i kizbizbanged this one chick it was awesome
See bizz, bang, mom, fat, ugly
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means fuck a big fatass ch..
