What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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When someone farts really bad, and it smells very, very bad!!
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The oldest ice hockey team in British history. Have not won the league since 1956 and have not won anything else for several years.
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