What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
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Saying said first by youtube "star" emogirl in one of her videos. Now used all the time as a form of "OMG!" only mor..
