What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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adv. toward or near a location that is not the current one in question.
Look otherwhere, I'm experiencing shrinkage.
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An oriface created on any part of the body via an incision, used for penatrative sex of the most demeaning and painful variety.
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