What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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Random Words:
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This has many definitions;
1) Frankie Dettori - knob jockey
2) Bad Hair - Get it cut!
3) KFC Zinger Burger
Look at the state of his ..
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When a man gets 2 boners at once.
Me: Holy shit dude, did you see that milf?
You: Hell yeah man, she gave me a DOUBLE BONER.
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