What is Scary Simon?
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A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table
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Also known as "Cockethy." A slurping cox is a person who licks sweetcorn directly off a penis.
"Hi there Ed, fancy a bit..
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When a female smacks you in the face with her vagina
Oh shit, I just got taco stamped..
