Scat.

What is Scat.?


1.

Scat : To eat excrement.

McScat : To eat a McDonalds burger.

HotScat: To empty ones bowels over the

wife 3 hours after eating a

very hot curry.

Scatter

gun : To drop a load on the missus

after dining heavily on lentils

which don't digest and turn the

anus into a machine gun.

Scat

blues : A disapointing end to the

nights fun due to excessive

straining caused by the

consumption of to many eggs.

John and Mandy were on their way home from the pub.

"Do you fancy a "McScat" Mandy?" said John.

"Eughh! not likely" said Mandy. "What about a curry"?

"We had a "HotScat" last week and the flat still stinks" said John. I fancy a "scattergun".

"Well I don't" said Mandy "those undigested lentils really hurt when they come firing out your arse at 100mph. I was covered in little bruises last time, as well as loads of shit" she added.

John frowned slightly and played lovingly with Mandys hair. "At least we won't have the "ScatBlues" tonight my love as I ate some king sized lavative bars earlier and I can feel some rumbling"

"Oh John, I love you" said Mandy.

"I love you to" said john.


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