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when your cock is too big to fit in a virgin's pussy, you whip out your golf club and hit it into her cunt a few times.. then see h..
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A severe and sudden attack of diarrhoea.
' I just made it to the toilet this morning after that ruby we had last night it was lik..
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This is when exactly two of your spicy friends keep it interesting by contacting you simultaneously by messenger to put the double whamm..
