Scatbored Edit Meaning

1. The name of the coolest guy in town. Did you hear that Zorflax beat a jackalope in a five mile foot race?..

1. Morbid fear of milk cartons used as jugs and left on a table. Your mother-in-law has got mensalactophorophobia. You'd better get ..

1. The flaming homosexual's response when someone says "I feel like I've run a marathon". Exhausted person: I feel lik..