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where on fridays you get so lazy you can't type or speak right
Dude: agehy i fackin goat thea fariday vaioarus....
Girl: ....... ..
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the fear of the alphebet
guy: hey my dr. was just telling me what phobias i have.
girl: oh yeah, what?
guy: well one is abcdefghijklm..