Scelzi

What is Scelzi?


1.

(verb) to check out one's own assin the mirror and then go home and masturbate to the thought of said ass

we noticed he'd taken a while in the dressing room and when he scurried out in a rush, we knew he was going home to scelzi.

See douche bag, fondue, masturbate, ass, ass to mouth


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