Scenager

What is Scenager?


1.

A teenager, usually a male.

Who knows how to play only 2 strings on his generic acoustic guitar.

Dates girls that are way cooler than he.

Desires to start his own band even though he lacks any musical talent.

Has no idea what good music is.

Example:1

Person1: "Did you see that kid playing Mary Had a Little Lamb on guitar?"

Person2: "Yeah, what a scenager. I would totally fuck his girlfriend."

Example:2

Person1: "Wow that guy is wearing extremely tight pants!"

Person2: "I think those are actually chick's pants!"

Person1: "WHAT A FAGGOT!!!"

See scenager, skinny jeans, long hair


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