What is Schaffer?
1.
A really weird, creepy man who has always one or two stray hairs, hates people with the initials... well, whatever, and eats people. Freak. A man who is really forty-nine but looks like he’s freaking eighty five. Typically from Indonesia. Also a gay dude, incase you didn't know (= He freaks the shit out of a ton of people.
"When is your birthday, Mr. Schaffer?"
"I dunno. I forgot."
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2.
1. A name often used in reference, or in referring to someone who is, or acts like a pedophile.
"Did you see Skyler last night?"
"Yea, he was with his 14 year old girlfriend."
"Typical Schaffer."
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