What is Schaghticoke Bastard?
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Crotchety bunch of folks from Schaghticoke NY. If they try to kick your ass for calling them schaghticoke bastards, you must reassure them that you are glad that you are not a schaghticoke bastard.
You are in Schaghticoke NY you direct 'SCHAGTICOKE BASTARD' towards the people around you as you make your rounds through each of the local establishments.