Schalaxed

What is Schalaxed?

the relaxation that comes during a really good hookah smoking session. Your tongue is too relaxed to say anything properly.

"Girl, I am so schalaxed right now that a total babe could walk through that door and I wouldn't even notice."

See relaxed, chillaxed

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