Schalaxed

What is Schalaxed?

the relaxation that comes during a really good hookah smoking session. Your tongue is too relaxed to say anything properly.

"Girl, I am so schalaxed right now that a total babe could walk through that door and I wouldn't even notice."

See relaxed, chillaxed

Lost In Textlation

1. Literally, an SMS text message that is mistakenly interpreted by the recipient to mean something other then what the sender meant the me..

Lum The Mad

1. A fat shit who now works for Mythic. Lum the mad couldn't fit through Mythic's door so now he works at home...

Um, Like, See Ya

1. Initially tentative, then subsequently assertive expression of victory. Person 1: You saw the girl Hoover brought home last night, righ..

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