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a wank
the wife had gone out so i slipped my cock in to madam palm and her five sisters
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having a wank
the wife had gone out so i ..
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Referring to one's masterplan having already taken effect when another person confronts you about trying to affect the outcome.
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When you get kicked in the balls so hard that your balls knock together in your nut sack.
Some chick jingle belled me last week and my ..