Schardt Cake

What is Schardt Cake?

The act of performing a bodily function of passing intestinal gas (flatus) via the anus, but unintentionally defecating on her chest.

Upon positioning yourself over the girl you must strategically place your anus towards her face then "unintentionally" defecate on her chest.

Angela loves schardt cake in the morning.

See schart, angela, flatus, defecating, chili dog

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Qwoot

1. An expression of insane joy. Ecstasy if you will. Derived from WOOT and typo'd to death, it was adopted. The number of O's ..

Zaza.

1. zaza: another word for dumbass neg, don't be such a zaza. See dumbass, dumbfuck, zaza, etc...

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