Schardt Cake

What is Schardt Cake?

The act of performing a bodily function of passing intestinal gas (flatus) via the anus, but unintentionally defecating on her chest.

Upon positioning yourself over the girl you must strategically place your anus towards her face then "unintentionally" defecate on her chest.

Angela loves schardt cake in the morning.

See schart, angela, flatus, defecating, chili dog

Zag A Hoochy

1. What is said when you have forgotten something or someone. OH zag a hoochy I've forgotten my hat! See crap, hmm, darnit..

The Hoods

1. the hoods - n. neighborhoods, burrows, territories that we come from. ironically it can also mean - n. the KKK, the mutha fucking clan,..

Ride Rape

1. Forcing or attempting to force someone, usually a friend, to ride a roller coaster or other amusement park/carnval attraction. Can be do..

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