Schardt Cake

What is Schardt Cake?


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The act of performing a bodily function of passing intestinal gas (flatus) via the anus, but unintentionally defecating on her chest.

Upon positioning yourself over the girl you must strategically place your anus towards her face then "unintentionally" defecate on her chest.

Angela loves schardt cake in the morning.

See schart, angela, flatus, defecating, chili dog


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