What is Schardt Cake?
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The act of performing a bodily function of passing intestinal gas (flatus) via the anus, but unintentionally defecating on her chest.
Upon positioning yourself over the girl you must strategically place your anus towards her face then "unintentionally" defecate on her chest.
Angela loves schardt cake in the morning.
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n. The act of farting into a pillow, piece of foam rubber, or sweater, and then sneaking up behind someone and pressing into their face...
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instant, easy, not well-thought out. applies to viewpoints and opinions in particular
Last night my mate Turok was spouting his flims..
