Schaumpton

What is Schaumpton?

Quasi-derisive nickname for Schaumburg, IL, which is a white-bread suburb of Chicago. Possibly dervied from ironic reference to Compton.

"I'm from Rolling Ghettos, where are you from?"

"Straight outta Schaumpton."

See chicago, schaumburg, suburbs, ghetto, white

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