What is Scheize?
1.
Taken from the German "Scheisse" before the removal of the dopple s from the language. Oft mistaken for a vulgar expression, this delightful word is a preposition, indicating that the following sentence will intone some form of misfortune. Normally extended by the '!', the number of these used indicating the extent of the expected misfortune.
Scheize! My brakes are broken.
Scheize!! My coaches training program is crazy
Scheize!!! My slim stunner from last night has been whisked away on the beer scooter and magically replaced with the spawn of Moby Dick and Jabba the Hut
2.
A word dumbass people use who are too uneducated to know that it is spelled scheiße.
Scheize!
It's scheiße dumbtard.
3.
Scheiße, die (f.) German for shit...
not spelled scheize or scheisse, i's spelled with a ß u morons...
Scheiße, hold down ALT and press 225, and see what youll get(i can tell you if u want, it's ß, the proper letter for that word)
4.
Shit in german. Also see "shizer" in this dictionary (though they spelled it wrong)
Sheize, I just stepped in this sheize!
