Schelaxing Edit Meaning

1. Texting whilst having a poo. A way of saving precious minutes in your day to get the important things done. Whilst on the toilet, i sen..

1. My name is Ali Baba, I come from foreign lands, I beat up on your mother, And then I clap my hands! (CLAP) (CLAP) (CLAP) (quickly) ..

1. Anal sex without consent. Paying $16.99 (U.S dollars) or more on a CD album with only one good song on it. What will legally happen to..