What is Schemer?
1.
Generally a 'rab or a smuggly-ass asian who is very skilled in the fields of math and science, especially calculus and physics. They get straight A's by studying 18 hours a day and having no social life. In addition, they like to play the piano or violin and love debate and computer games. They tend to move in groups with very smug facial expressions that arouse the feeling of hatred or disgust from someone who passes by.
I don't trust those dirty-ass schemers
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2.
Someone who is always trying to pull a fast one, or get bye through shady methods.
"Tim came over last night looking to get high off my shit!"
"Man, he is such a schemer!"
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3.
A person who is trying to
*Guy is flirting with a girl*
"Ay yo DAWG, you's a schemer!"
4.
any person, specifically all women, who hatch diabolical schemes in order to advance their personal interest, aka "get" and "play games" with multiple men. Men, all women are schemers!!! You will get a boner, and she will deflate it with her evil strategic designs. BITCH!!! In other words she will deflate your boner into a flaccid disarray of broken dreams
That bitch is such a schemer, I was hooking up with her all weekend, and now she is fellating another dude. Fuck my life, Scheming whore!!!
Thanks to the scheming whore, I would go gay if that dick wasn't so disgusting
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5.
a creeper/stalker/any other type of shady character that is found annoying to someone else.
"Tom was staring at me again in class..."
"he is SUCH a schemer!"
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6.
A
"Man John, you need a haircut. You have this gigantic schemer sticking out on the side of your head!"
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7.
A geek programmer who spents his time in converting everything in the
n00b: Hey niggli, what you do tonight?
niggli: I will convert EJB into scheme!!!
n00b: Man, u such a schemer!
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