What is Schemey?
1.
Person from a housing estate (a scheme) usually of an undesirable nature such as a chav.
The other day I saw this schemey breaking into a car and nicking the radio.
2.
A ned. A person brought up on fast food and buckfast wine in a Scottish council scheame. The lowest of the low. Think shell suit, white flabby skin, bad hair and a sovvy ring.
She is one minging Schemey cow ba the way.
3.
A hibee
A scumball fae Leith who'll steal yer trainers for a bag of scag!
Also see numpty, hibee and steamer
Hibee: Alright chief, have ya goat a couple ay quid so ah can buy some scag
Jambo: Fuck off ya wee schemey bampot
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