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A combination of janky and lo-fi; bootleg; generally worthless or in extremely poor condition.
Hey, that burgundy velvet smoking jacket..
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Euphemism for stupid; unintelligent
Ryan: "Jesus, who's that chick you were with the other night? I sure would like to pound ..
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A person who has a childish fascination with their penis but who constantly wishes it were bigger
My winkle is so small, plumb and roun..