Schexy Edit Meaning

1. A device which implements a human being's rear-end to report a vehicle's performance in acceleration or engine power. My butt..

1. When you have to take a dump right after eating a huge bag of cheetos. Doritos and other orange texturized flavored chips do not count...

1. Alternative word for "update", this one fits much better. Can you please give me an updation on the situation..