What is Schiavo?
1.
To feel hungry or starved.
Originated from the Terry Schiavo right-to-die debate, and it only went downhill from there.
I'm feelin' schiavo. Let's head to taco bell...
2.
(v) to Schiavo - to manually turn off the computer by pulling the plug rather than going through the shutdown process.
Poncho: Hey, Bryan, the computer froze and I can't figure out how to fix it.
Bryan: Looks like you'll have to Schiavo it.
3.
(v.) To continue the life of something (whether it's a joke, a person, or something else) long after it's dead.
1. That show's been Schaivoing since Season 6.
2. My friend: Don't you think it's awful to make light of Terry Schiavo?
Me: Not at all.
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4.
To drink or smoke oneself into a state of complete oblivion.
"Dan just got Schiavo'd, he had fourteen shots of Jack Daniels and took five bong hits"
5.
n. - A woman who, by way of an eating disorder and coma, brings attention to herself and her family.
adj. - Characterized by the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.
v. - To assume the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.
"Hey, look at the TV, it seems we have another Schiavo on our hands."
"Haha, check out this bum, he looks so Schiavo."
"OK everybody Schiavo on three, this is gonna be hilarious!"
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6.
(verb) to have the appearance or act as if you are in a constant vegetative state. lack of movement or enthusiasm.
"man, my class totally schivoed through that discussion of hamlet."
7.
verb. To terminate a process, task, or relationship that is yielding little response, and no benefit. To pull the plug.
"Ever since this became a long-distance relationship, we've been talking less and less, and finally I realized it was time to schiavo the whole thing."
1.
To become so inebriated or stoned that one
is mostly brain dead yet has a placid or even happy exterior demeanor.
Man! After that 1/8 th of Kind we were way
Schiavoed!
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2.
To get so incredibly drunk that you're in a vegetation like stage, and have no ability to function.
Person A: Dude, I just failed my Accounting test.
Person B: Same-sies.
Person A: I have a half gallon in my room, fuck it, lets get Schiavo (ed) tonight.
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