What is Schify Shortcake?
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This is when you are on top of some broad and you feel a bloody nose coming on (we all know the feeling). When you pull away for a second, you notice that you have, in fact, bled on her face. In the heat of the moment, you lick your thumb and wipe it off, telling her to shut the fuck up if she asks what it is you are doing.
yoo i gave that girl the worst schify shortcake last night.
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adj.
1. to be so drunk that you could be hit by a truck and not notice
2. to be so drunk that you may as well have been hit by a truck..
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The red rind around your penis when you remove a tight condom.
The condom was so small it gave me a Ring Around The Rosy .
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