What is Schify Shortcake?
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This is when you are on top of some broad and you feel a bloody nose coming on (we all know the feeling). When you pull away for a second, you notice that you have, in fact, bled on her face. In the heat of the moment, you lick your thumb and wipe it off, telling her to shut the fuck up if she asks what it is you are doing.
yoo i gave that girl the worst schify shortcake last night.
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An obscenely large flat screen television, probably placed way too close to the furniture in the viewing vicinity.
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A person who digs through ashtrays looking for smokable cigarette butts.
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