What is Schilpp?
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Verb. To schilpp is to nab sloppy seconds with a girl you weren't man enough to bring home yourself while claiming your superior sexual knowledge.
Doubledown: Oh man, I could really go for a schilpp tonight, can you bring a girl home with you?
George: Why?
Doubledown: So that I get sloppy seconds.
George: .....
Doubledown: I know how to make her squirt.
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An imaginary device that measures how truly dire something is.
Guy1: "Get a load of my new Hawaian shirt - it rocks!"
Guy2: ..
