What is Schitzophonic?
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a person who uses a hands free device on their cell phone to hold conversations while performing mundane tasks such as shopping, giving the impression that they are having a conversation with themselves.
I hate it when a schitzophonic wlks up behind me. My first reaction is to respond and they always look at me like I'M crazy when I do.
Random Words:
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person whom sits on the toilet for longer than 6 minutes
"c'mon, don't be a snickelmuffin! you've been hogging the ..