What is Schitzopolaroid?
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Someone who will look fantastic in one photo and look terrible (like a complete other person) in another photo.
Jane: "You look great in that pic!"
... "But who the hell is this one of?"
Sara: "Ah... that's me too..."
Jane: "You are a bit of a schitzopolaroid aren't you?"
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