Schitzopolaroid

What is Schitzopolaroid?

Someone who will look fantastic in one photo and look terrible (like a complete other person) in another photo.

Jane: "You look great in that pic!"

... "But who the hell is this one of?"

Sara: "Ah... that's me too..."

Jane: "You are a bit of a schitzopolaroid aren't you?"

See skitz, schitzo, photogenic, unphotogenic, multiple personalities, picture, photo, polaroid

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