Schitzopolaroid

What is Schitzopolaroid?

Someone who will look fantastic in one photo and look terrible (like a complete other person) in another photo.

Jane: "You look great in that pic!"

... "But who the hell is this one of?"

Sara: "Ah... that's me too..."

Jane: "You are a bit of a schitzopolaroid aren't you?"

See skitz, schitzo, photogenic, unphotogenic, multiple personalities, picture, photo, polaroid

W.i.f.e

1. WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc. God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I ca..

Zero-to-three

1. Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day. Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-..

Unpf

1. "United Negro Pizza Fund" Formerly a fake charity used by the homeless on NYC's streets, the UNPF is now an actual organi..

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