What is Schizofriendly?
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schizofriendly (skit so frend lee) ADJECTIVE. The ability to cause insanity in others. Or the ability to communicate with the insane. From “schizophrenic” and “friendly.”
Her- Why were you talkin' with that fat, creepy homeless guy who's always talkin' to himself?
Him- Who? Oh, that's Bill. Yeah, he's
schizophrenic . Sees dead people lying everywhere, trying to wave at him and talk to him.
Her- That's awful, how do you know him?
Him- I just met him on the streets here.
Her- So WHY do you talk to him? How do you even understand what he's saying?
Him- I've always been able to communicate with anybody. I'm schizofriendly.
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