Schizofriendly

What is Schizofriendly?


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schizofriendly (skit so frend lee) ADJECTIVE. The ability to cause insanity in others. Or the ability to communicate with the insane. From “schizophrenic” and “friendly.”

Her- Why were you talkin' with that fat, creepy homeless guy who's always talkin' to himself?

Him- Who? Oh, that's Bill. Yeah, he's schizophrenic. Sees dead people lying everywhere, trying to wave at him and talk to him.

Her- That's awful, how do you know him?

Him- I just met him on the streets here.

Her- So WHY do you talk to him? How do you even understand what he's saying?

Him- I've always been able to communicate with anybody. I'm schizofriendly.

See crazy, nut, bonkers, schizo, talk, hallucinate, conversation, rap


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