What is Schizomanagement?
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An ineffective form of management involving steep and sudden changes in direction with seemingly no pattern. People who adopt this form of management often create contradictory directives.
Julie: It's 4pm, I'm off. See you tomorrow.
Karla: What? You don't just leave at 4pm. There are still open issues to resolve.
Julie: Understood, I'll finish up.
Karla: Look, you can't just assume that we can pay you overtime. Your shift ends at 4pm, so if you stay later you need to get it approved first.
Julie: Are you certified in schizomanagement?
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A northern term used to discribe a womens head lamps when on main beam
I saw this girl, it was so cold she had nips like chapel hat peg..
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Shortstop for the San Diego Padres who went through the minor leagues in only two years.
He must have been good to have made it through..
