Schizomanagement

What is Schizomanagement?


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An ineffective form of management involving steep and sudden changes in direction with seemingly no pattern. People who adopt this form of management often create contradictory directives.

Julie: It's 4pm, I'm off. See you tomorrow.

Karla: What? You don't just leave at 4pm. There are still open issues to resolve.

Julie: Understood, I'll finish up.

Karla: Look, you can't just assume that we can pay you overtime. Your shift ends at 4pm, so if you stay later you need to get it approved first.

Julie: Are you certified in schizomanagement?

See work, manager, management


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