What is Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-scented Lumberjack?
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A girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.
Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.
A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.
A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.
A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
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Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.
A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.
Someone who would like to try human.
A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.
Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."
"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."
"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."
"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"
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