What is Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-scented Lumberjack?


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A girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.

Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.

A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.

A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.

A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:

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Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.

A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.

Someone who would like to try human.

A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.

Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"

Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."

"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."

"What is that horrible music?!"

"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."

"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"

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