What is Schlaktus?
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a Schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large penis that cannot fit into a woman's vagina unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise
Damn, that schlaktus just doesn't fit!!!
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the act of receiving fellatio where the penis pokes the inner cheeks.
She gave me an enthusiastic blowjob that resulted in some cheekbo..
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people who pull their plug during dota when they are losing in order to leave the game without getting banned
lol the plug puller is st..
