Schlaktus

What is Schlaktus?

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a Schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large penis that cannot fit into a woman's vagina unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise

Damn, that schlaktus just doesn't fit!!!

See dick, cactus, monkey, milf, gilf
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