What is Schlaktus?
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a Schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large penis that cannot fit into a woman's vagina unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise
Damn, that schlaktus just doesn't fit!!!
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adjbination of nepotism and opportunist. Some one who takes advantage of their family.
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Usually associated with someone with wierd temper problems, a fetish for huge cocks, and owning a forum for fags.
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