What is Schlaktus?
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a Schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large penis that cannot fit into a woman's vagina unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise
Damn, that schlaktus just doesn't fit!!!
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See MILF.
The rare case of a really hot grandma you'd like to fuck.
"Yo... Stacy's got a Grand Milf!"
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Greek god/goddess of love.
Someguy: Man that hermaphroditees is hot!
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