What is Schlaktus?
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a Schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large penis that cannot fit into a woman's vagina unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise
Damn, that schlaktus just doesn't fit!!!
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A derogatory term for Canadians.
Josh is a Canadian! Those Damn Snow-People need to go back to Canada!
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One who has a ritalin perscription and hands it out as a party drug.
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