What is Schlaktus?
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a Schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large penis that cannot fit into a woman's vagina unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise
Damn, that schlaktus just doesn't fit!!!
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Fat women dancing like large hoofed mammals.
Sally was ungulating for a bucket of fried chicken and a ride home.
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To decrapitize means to clean your place of all the shit that just sits around and collects dust. Pack-rats will identify with this more..
