What is Schlaktus?
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a Schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large penis that cannot fit into a woman's vagina unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise
Damn, that schlaktus just doesn't fit!!!
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A guy who is a known for having a fetish for cock. Keep's a bottle of cum beside his bed every night incase he gets thirsty.
Jovan..
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To do something on the spare of the moment means to do it without a lot of planning.
I like to drive somewhere on the spare of the mome..
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an arsehole, preferably a woman's
She let me put it in her brown raisen last night.
See brown, butt, butthole, arse, ass, asshole..
