What is Schlaktus?
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a Schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large penis that cannot fit into a woman's vagina unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise
Damn, that schlaktus just doesn't fit!!!
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A kool pimp who likes many, different mints and gums.
A pimp/guy/girl who gets many ladies/boyz by mints or gum.
Wo0o0o look at him he..
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When a man sits over a womans face and craps into her mouth while she vigorously masterbates.
"Dude she totally puked when i texas..
