What is Schlaktus?
1.
a Schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large penis that cannot fit into a woman's vagina unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise
Damn, that schlaktus just doesn't fit!!!
See
Random Words:
1.
see queef and thief
Why would you do that you queef thief?!
See queef, thief, wow, funny, eww
1.
see queef and thief
Why would you ..
1.
A flange where the quims are saggy enough to bounce off the floor and walls. i e the roo part.
Man look at that bitches flangearoo boun..
