Schlamackle Edit Meaning

1. Non-fat Milk WATER. People think they are controlling their weight by drinking NON FAT MILK but dont understand that milk is 80% water..

1. The iKnife is Apple's new product, designed by townies, for townies; as such, it may be bought with "a ride on shirley". ..

1. An exclamation of surprise, like OMG. Inspired by the musical "A Very Potter Musical". "Oh my Rowling! What happened?!&..