Schlamastic Edit Meaning

1. A female, not male, who does not shave and/or wax her pubic hair. "Dude, I was in such a horney mood untill I felt further down he..

1. A subsitution for quantitative or qualitative amount, usually unknown. Today was totally zogdog I have zogdog dollars..

1. A cheesy like substance found on the end or a males tallywacker caused usually by unhygenicness dude brodi had some rippin shmegmair !!..