What is Schlang?
1.
(v) hanging out with class, style, and attitude (n) a way of life, the actual schlang session
(adj) "schlangin'" person - a player, or someone who exemplifies every good quality, or is really hot and tight.
"Gurl, you schlangin'"
"Wanna schlang with me tonight?? There is a party."
"He has like 5 girlfriends and is soo gorgeous. Dude be schlangin'!"
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2.
German slang for penis. Colloquially, adj for male exhibiting characteristics of erectile tissue.
Sorority girls go for the rich schlang every time.
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3.
When something is schlang, it represents itself because it is what it is. No advertising, no pushing, no selling, no looking for it. It just does what it says on the tin. It's there because it can be. Doesn't need to be sold: it sells itself because it is just there. Schlang.
I'm Schlang. Nobody notices me and nobody passes me by. They see me and know that I'm here because I am. I'm Schlang.
4.
v. 1. to have sex with someone in a manner involving a mental or intellectual sort of connection, or have sex with someone in a slow, caring and yet fiercely forceful manner
She dreams of schlanging him: his textuality is so right up her alley she can feel it glide there.
