What is Schlanger?
1.
Someone in the business of drug distribution. A dealer.
"You see that schlanger up the block, he schlangs phat rocks all day long, go see him and he'll hook you up phat."
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2.
1. Noun- The last name of Benjamin Schlanger. Commonly known for his obsession with Nintendo and Teddy Bears. Known also by his friends to be funny, but most people don't know this because Geraci always rips off Schlanger's jokes.
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2. Verb- Originating from the days of 6th grade Latin, it is the act of covering ones eyes with your necktie.
1. Geraci is so funny, unlike Schlanger. We should steal from Schlanger and give it to Geraci, because Schlanger's not funny.
2. Mr. Craddock: "Okay, now close your eyes while I write the quiz on the board."
Geraci: "Everyone, Schlanger yourelves."
Ricky: "That's not funny Geraci."
