What is Schlarb?
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1. (n) A person with extremely aggravating tendencies, especially if the aggravation is intended.
2. (n) A term of contempt to indicate displeasure or disapproval of another's actions.
3. (n) One whose seeming arrogance, self-centeredness, or social awkwardness causes him or her to be an object of ridicule or contempt.
4. (n) A moron, idiot, or loser.
5. (figurative) A person whose actions or presence give the uncomfortable feeling of having one's four front teeth knocked out.
1. Don't invite that jerk, he's a total schlarb.
2. Why do you always have to do what people asked you not to? You're such a schlarb!
3. Look at that pink polo-wearing schlarb trying to flirt with everyone.
4. You really thought you were supposed to do that? You schlarb.
5. I hate that person so much I don't want to be in the same room as her, she's such a schlarb!
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A man with on leg that uses his leg as a penis in order to compensate for his "Jew penis".
Girl, his dick was so small! I was pissed off untill he schlarbed the fuck out of me.
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