Schlarper Edit Meaning

1. Something Awful's old advice columnist/video game mogul, best known for his absolute ineptitude when it comes to spelling correctly..

1. Another term for anal sex usually while drunk. She got so drunk last night, she finally decided to let him try the Edmund Fitzgerald. ..

1. An anal slurpee is when during the course of anal intercourse you urinate in someones anus.... After which you take in a spooned slurpee..