Schlarper Edit Meaning

1. putting on make-up while driving the car. "A farding woman ran into my car today..." See women, driving, farding, stereotype..

1. Acronym - I'm laugh-ing(-ed) so hard I messed in my pants. Origin unknown, but most likely created within and due to the internet...

1. Slang for Chinese restaurant or food. Hey Renee, Lets go get some Ching Chow tonight...