Schlarper Edit Meaning

1. Big, intimidating gun. Gun Salesman: We call this next item "The Fecalator." One look at it, and the target shits his or her ..

1. eel-ish lookin queer that licks the wang resembling an eel on his face (dick being the eel) and him being a faggot for sucking dick mi..

1. someone who is attractive, but you cant stand to be around. dude that girl is hot. forget that shes a freaking eyecoat. See eye, eyec..