Schlarper Edit Meaning

1. Inflammation of impatient elevator patron. Susie has elevatoritis, it's obvious, because she has pushed the UP button ten times. ..

1. Ingesting cocaine by inserting coke rocks in the butthole. "Tracy likes to party down. That buncaine can burn you an extra asshole..

1. Another useless Microsoft product that allows bright-eyed, 22-year old grad students in Big 4 Consulting companies (see Deloitte) to com..