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1. This requires the use of a dead albatross and a dirty old sailor. While engaged in doggystyle intercourse, tie the dead albatross around..

1. The act of walking (or trying to run) like a brain-dead retard. Often likened to the sight of an elderly man, whom after having just suf..

1. The moment in a young man's life when he realizes that he has amassed a sudden increase in body hair. Usually in unfortunate areas...