What is Schlather?
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To rinse one's self vigorously enough so that layers of skin come off, denoting the cleansing of a most heinous sin. Usually results in severe pain to the applied area.
After dreaming of boinking Andie, her mother, father, dog, cat, neighbor, and
Buckethead all at the same time, I schlathered all over myself... wait, I mean I schlatered to clean myself of these unacceptable thoughts.
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