Schlaumb Edit Meaning

1. a wild party of vaginal flatulence, often involving gardening tools, dead rodents, an oven knob, appetizers and twister. see also queef..

1. The sexual servent of a man, usually a younger, less experienced boy. "My Zaghosh is acting up again." "You should rape..

1. someone who is even more of a douche than a douche That guy I met at the bar last night wasn't just a douche. What was he then? He..