Schlawg

What is Schlawg?


1.

1. a somewhat long, thick, uncircumcised penis, usually of a Southern man

2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having sex

Man, he has an awesome schlawg!

Q: Do you want some schlawg on it?

A: Yes. Yes, I do.

See schlawg, shlog, schlong, shlong, cock, dick, circumcised, cut, uncut, slaw

2.

(pronounced with a heavy Southern accent)

1. A large uncircumcised, usually Southern, penis

2. What you say when you want to have sex with someone with a large uncircumcised, usually Southern penis

Do you want any schlawg on it?

His schlawg is so huge!

I just love your schlawg, Allen!

See south, uncut, schlong, shlong

3.

1. a thick, somewhat long, uncircumcised penis, usually attached to a Southern man.

2. a metaphorical condiment used as a euphemism for sex

Wow, he has an amazing schlawg.

Do you want any schlawg on it?

See schlawg, shlog, uncut, dong, dick, cock, shlong, schlong

4.

1. a somewhat long, thick, uncircumcised penis, usually of a Southern man

2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having sex

Man, he has an awesome schlawg!

Q: Do you want some schlawg on it?

A: Yes. Yes, I do.

See shlog, schlong, shlong, dick, pecker, slaw, cut, uncut

5.

1. a somewhat long, thick, uncircumcised penis, usually of a Southern man

2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having sex

Man, he has an awesome schlawg!

Q: Do you want some schlawg on it?

A: Yes. Yes, I do.

See schlawg, shlog, schlong, shlong, cock, dick, circumcised, cut, uncut, slaw


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