Schlazed Edit Meaning

1. Another name for 'Sleep' that accumulates at the side of your eyes when you have been to sleep. "I woke up this morning..

1. Describes the art of giving the impression to listen to your boss, convincingly acquiescing and being able to relate prior conversations..

1. A computer geek's sexy ass bitch. The sexiest piece of machinery alive. Whoah, dude, I just want to stick my penis in that Uro-Fig..