Schlazed Edit Meaning

1. A crappy car. POS broken down redneck truck. Damn look at that janky hoopty! See piece, janky hoopty, car..

1. You make the fucking call. Schmoe1 So what should we do tonight? Schmoe2 ymtfc..

1. A huge-ass secret. Often used by crazy people. See example. Astrosecret. Bitches always tryin' to steal my shit. Like my brain..