Schlazed Edit Meaning

1. Often mistaken by "Lapdance" for some people, lapjob is getting a girl to beat you in the penis with a laptop. "Dude i j..

1. 1) someone who speaks with incoherent ramblings 2) someone who, while rambling, flails arms and squawks a little. It is possible you ..

1. super smoooth or really easy when things go your way or to bag a girl without effort how was that trip to the dmv? it was like butter...