Schlegel Edit Meaning

1.

When one, usually a male, sticks his thumb up the anus of a counterpart, usually of the same gender.

Did you hear what that kid did? He Schlegeled that dude because he is gay.

See schlegel, fag, homo, shiteater, clevland steamroller, fucker, twat, scrotum, chode

2.

adj. to be such a n00b, that it begins to effect your daily, non video game life.

Symptoms include (but are not limited to):

1. Seemingly permanent beer goggles

2. Inability to hear what is being said around you

3. Need of a controlling entity in ones life

Upong getting destroyed in a game of CS:

Ray: Dude, the girl at that table is so hot!

Derek: What are you talking about? That's not hot, in fact I think I now have cancer because of her ugliness.

Ray: You don't know what your talking about. I'm gonna go talk to her. (walks away)

Adam: Jeez, he really can't see anything. What a schlegel.

See schlegel, n00b, noob, counter-strike, beer goggles

3.

Male penis. also known as a dick, cock, schlong, meat, wiener, noodle, winky, pipe, peepee, ding-dong, snake, tube, hose, worm, caca, dinkerbell, thing, it, willy, unit.

"Don't touch my schlegel." "My schlegel is looking a little small."

See dick, cock, schlong, meat, weiner, noodle, winky, pipe, peepee, ding-dong, snake, tube, hose, worm, caca, thing, it, willy, unit

4.

adj. to be the king of all n00bs. However, the utter n00bness of his actions, make him cool. All n00bs aspire to be like him.

Steve: Dude, u are such a n00b, you are a schlegel -

Bob: Hey fuck you man.

Steve: Bob, let me finish, you are such a schlegel, and thats why you're my friend.

Bob: Pshhhh, fine, but still fuck you.

Steve: It's all good man.

See n00b, schlegel, cool, gangster, dan, lyndaker