Schlema Edit Meaning

1. A movie "vampire" with bad makeup poorly covering inexplicably orange skin (a la Twilight). Oh! Those yampires! They try to ..

1. a penis in which the girth or width is exactly twice the length. for example, if the penis is 4 inches wide, the chode must be 2 inches ..

1. basically when you pass gas and it is really loud and sounds like someone laughing Oh my gosh John, your ass laughter smells like a cam..