Schlems Edit Meaning

1. The person who stands in front of the buttons in the elevator and asks everyone what floor they would like pushed. Not to be confused w..

1. Phil Batchelor: a man with a 20 inch dong. Whoah, i saw a batchmonkey in the showers today..

1. Unique knowledge that one, and only one, person in a group knows. Mirla had a knowflake at pub quiz last night, being the only one of h..